When I Sit Down for a Length of Time

Strangely, it hurts. I think this child may have already bruised my tailbone with it's increasing presence in the home that is my uterus.

But getting rounder means the news is readily shared - which has another nice side effect - excuses people can't dodge or really dispute.

As in, even though it's 9 p.m., I'm going to bed.

And even though it's the middle of the day, I will yell at someone who is being stupid.

Opps... and even though I didn't really, I'll say I forgot to uncheck the forward box because of my diminished brain.

For the next five months I expect to get as much mileage as I can out of the current situation. In return, my stomach is bulging and my breasts are the size of watermelons. Fair enough I say.